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CENSORED RAP VIDEO SHIRT
Have you ever wanted to star in a rap video but didn't know where to start? How about with a t-shirt that already has the logo blurred out!!!

A design conceived by Mike Davis almost five years ago and finally brought to life and ready for you to wear! Screenprinted by Peter Bekke!

1 color print on American Apparel shirt
$20 includes shipping

TEN THOUSAND LAKES SHIRT
How many lakes did you think we had up here in Minnesota? That's right - ten freaking thousand. Wonder how many we can name... hmmm... Lake Calhoun, Lake Harriet, White Bear Lake, Lake Nokomis, Lake of the Isles, Rice Lake, Medicine Lake, Lake Burlesque, wait... Anyways, let the world know you love each and every one of them with this new t-shirt designed and printed by Peter Bekke.

2 color screenprint on ash grey American Apparel tees.

1 color print on American Apparel shirt
$20 includes shipping

MINNESOTA PRIDE: GREY & RED COLOR VERSION
Peter Bekke's runaway smash hit Minnesota Pride t-shirt is now available in this hot new colorway. Rep your love for Minnesota no matter where you live.

2 color print on American Apparel tri-blend track shirt
$20 includes shipping

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LION ONESIE
Face it, you know who the real king of the jungle is in your house. Even if it's a queen, let your little one roar with this adorable new onepiece designed by Mike Davis.

3 color print on American Apparel organic onepiece
$20 includes shipping

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DRE DAY 2010 T-SHIRT
The celebration continutes in t-shirt format. It's a 40 drinking a 40. Illustration by Todd Bratrud and type by Mike Davis.

3 color print on American Apparel 50/50 tees.

$20 includes shipping

COLD HEART HOODIE
Let's face it... it's cold here in Minnesota. We're not talkin' about the snow - we're talking about our ice cold hearts. This is the Valentine's Day message you've been waiting your whole life to send to the world.

Show the world how much you care with this new hoodie designed by Todd Bratrud and printed on super comfortable American Apparel hooded sweatshirts.

Unisex Sizes XS - XL

$45 includes shipping

KANGAROO KIDS SHIRT
Mike Davis' kangaroo design is back! Based on the K and U from our Alphabet poster, this undie-rockin' roo is ready to grace the belly of your rugrat. We even whooped up a brand new colorway for 2010.

3 color print on American Apparel organic Galaxy tees and onesies
$20 includes shipping

MINNESOTA PRIDE SHIRT
Our own Peter Bekke came through with this hotter than hot tribute to our colder than cold home state! Peter put his handstyles to all of the people and places that make our Northstar state great. We sold out of the first run and whooped up this brand new colorway for the BRLSQ website!

Printed on American Apparel tees.
$20 includes shipping

MPLS SHIRT
Mike Davis' slick graphic collage of Minneapolis landmarks. Contemporary style with a touch of '70s funk.

Available on white and seafoam American Apparel tees and baby blue Alstyle (XL only).
$20 includes shipping

LIFE SUCKS DIE GOLDEN GOPHERS SHIRT
Go Gophers! Rep Dinkytown like you mean it with one of the many mascots of Minnesota's legendary, beloved graffiti magazine.

Printed on American Apparel tees.
$20 includes shipping

HOW MUCH ART CAN YOU TAKE? SHIRT
Hey, have you met our friend Paddy? The lead singer of Dillinger Four has made quite a name for himself for his music, his on-stage antics, and his HOW MUCH ART CAN YOU TAKE? tattoo, which is visible at most Dillinger Four shows as well as on the back of Atmosphere's "Ford Two" EP.

Want to share the sentiment but aren't ready to commit it to ink? We've printed this question for the ages on the inside of these lightweight t-shirts to create the illusion of the tattoo.

Yes, these t-shirts have been officially approved by Paddy himself!

Printed on American Apparel summer tees.
$20 includes shipping

ULTIMATE MAN SHIRT
Do people question your manliness? Sometimes you just need to let 'em know, once and for all, exactly who it is they're messin' with. Let the world know that you are, in fact, THE ULTIMATE MAN!

Printed on American Apparel tees.
Women's sizes printed on tank tops.
$20 includes shipping

BEST BURGER EVER SHIRT
We've had some oustanding burgers in our lifetime. We've had some awful burgers and we've also had some forgettable burgers. Who wants to celebrate those? Let's celebrate our country's greatest sandwich! Stand up and fight with us!

Printed on American Apparel tees.
Women's sizes printed on tank tops.
$20 includes shipping

KANGAROO ONESIE
Based on the K and U from his Alphabet poster, Mike Davis has designed this cute as a LOLcat underwear-spoting kangaroo for your little one to rock!

2 color print on American Apparel organic cotton onesie
$20 includes shipping

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KANGAROO KID'S SHIRT
Based on the K and U from his Alphabet poster, Mike Davis has designed this cute as a LOLcat underwear-spoting kangaroo for your little one to rock!

2 color print on American Apparel organic cottonshirt
$20 includes shipping

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TOTEM POLE ONESIE
Based on Mike Davis' Fleet Foxes & Dungen poster design, this one-piece will be the coolest thing in your baby's wardrobe! Fun, smiling, and curious creatures stacked up in a totem pole fashion.

1 color metallic print on American Apparel onesie
$20 includes shipping

COLLEGE ASS DISCO DORM SWEATSHIRT
What do you get when you cross Animal House with Brooklyn Zoo?

One color print on Alstyle sweatshirt
$25 includes shipping

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EAGLE PRIDE
They're not just for red-blooded patriots anymore! Preserve the Dead Arts. Fly with the eagle. Get on our level. Artwork by Aaron Horkey.

Two color print (one on chest, one of sleeve)
Printed on Alstyle / American Apparel tees.
$20 includes shipping

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KING KONG SHIRT
Taken from his King Kong movie poster design and with a slight nod to The Velvet Underground, this is Wes Winship's brand new Burlesque t-shirt! Larger than life bright print of this attention-grabbing, bigger and deffer beast running all the way to the bottom of the shirt. Make 'em say UNNNGGGGGH.

3 color print on Alstyle shirts
$20 includes shipping

FOUR BOOBS SHIRT
After an exhausting mélange of scientific experiments, Todd Bratrud's claim that "four boobs are better than two" was actually just proven to be true! Celebrate science! Celebrate summer! Celebrate boobies!

Mens' sizes on olive tee
Womens' sizes on evergreen tank top.

Printed on American Apparel tees.
$20 includes shipping

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LIFE SUCKS DIE SHIRT
Takin' it back to 1997, it's the legendary Life Sucks Die magazine logo from issue 3, designed by George R. Thompson IV. Let 'em kno you've been down since the days of Power Dumping, the Noreaga interview, Rykwon the Chef, and How to F...

Printed on heather grey and light blue American Apparel tees.
$20 includes shipping

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THRILL ME TO THE MARROW SHIRT
One of your all-time favorite Burlesque graphics is back... and it's a t-shirt! Designed by Mike Davis and it's super groovy.

Five color print
Printed on Alstyle / American Apparel tees.
$20 includes shipping

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THE ORIGINAL MOUSTACHE BANDANAS
DON'T BE FOOLED BY IMITATIONS!

Some people are fortunate enough to have the genetic disposition allowing them to grow fully-fashioned, free-flowing moustaches and beards. For the rest of us, there is no need to worry any longer as Burlesque has created, designed, and screenprinted MOUSTACHE BANDANAS! Each pack comes with two bandanas, each adorned with two moustaches. That's four designs! Amuse your friends with this oustanding novelty!

$12 includes shipping

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GREY OSPREY SHIRT
Spaceballs... the lunchbox! Using the biggest
image we could on the nicest shirts we could, we're bringing more action to your fashion with the new grey version of Aaron Horkey's Black Osprey 507 design. Spanning neck to navel, this design will have all the fly girls and guys up in your grillpiece... your arty grillpiece.

3 color print on American Apparel tee
$20 includes shipping

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BLACK OSPREY SHIRT - GREEN COLORWAY
You can never have too much of a good thing. Aaron Horkey's fantastic Twin Osprey design in an electrifying olive green colorway.

3 color print on American Apparel shirt
$20 includes shipping

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PISS SHIRT
Don't leave this shirt "Trapped in the Closet" because it's your turn to cash in. Cash in on the laughs that is! You'll be the hit of any water cooler, rock show, or D&D tournament for at least the first 2 - 3 times you wear this shirt, a shirt so comfortable, you can almost taste the urine.

$17 includes shipping

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MIKE DAVIS BURLESQUE SHIRT
After years of toying with the notion of making Burlesque t-shirts, we've finally up and done it! Here's Mike's design, a tribute to all the things we do: Screeprinting, exacto-knifing, skateboarding, and listening to Black Sabbath. Two colors on brown shirt.

Printed on American Apparel tees.
$20 includes shipping

TODD BRATRUD BURLESQUE SHIRT
After years of toying with the notion of making Burlesque t-shirts, we've finally up and done it! Here's Todd's design, a West Coast skateboard skull and crossbones fiasco. El classico.

Printed on American Apparel tees.
$20 includes shipping

DRE DAY 2009 SHIRT
Rollin' down the street, smokin' indo, sippin' on gin and juice. Laid back. With my mind on my money and my money on my mind. Designed by Mike, screenprinted by Petey Wheatstraw.

2 color print on Alstyle shirt
$20 includes shipping

DRE DAY 2008
Keep their heads ringin'! The party was excellent. Arabian Prince brought the bass and brought the house down. Celebrate Dre Day everyday with this big ol' typographic design by Wezz.

Printed on American Apparel tees.
$17 includes shipping

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ARABIAN PRINCE
Older than old school logo from legendary West Coast bass DJ / producer / original member of N.W.A. He came to rock it at Dre day 2008 and we couldn't help but print up a few of these hot shirts.

Printed on American Apparel tees.
$17 includes shipping

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TICKLED PINK SHIRT
Pink is the new pink. Act like you know.

$17 includes shipping

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SABBATH BLODDY SABBATH T-SHIRT
Where can you run to?
What more can you do?
No more tomorrow.
Life is killing you.
Dreams turn to nightmares.
Heaven turns to hell.
Burned out confusion.
Nothing more to tell.
Yeeeeah!

Everything around you.
What’s it coming to?
God knows as your dog knows.
Bog blast all of you.
Sabbath bloody Sabbath.
Nothing more to do.
Living just for dying.
Dying just for you.
Yeeeeeah!

Designed by Mike.

on Gildan t-shirts (sizes run a bit larger than usual)
$20 includes shipping.

MANGINA T-SHIRT
Before there was Jack Spaar, there was Mangina. You may never have a chance to own the original cassettes of Rural Minnesota's raunchiest rapper, but now you can proudly wear Aaron Horkey's intertwangled double goat snake demon logo shirt!

Silver ink on American Apparel t-shirt
$16.66 includes shipping

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DRE DAY 2006 SHIRT
There's nothing subtle about this shirt whatsoever. It's a gigantic image of Dr. Dre's face. Let all your friends know how serious you are about your appreciation for one of the greatest hip hop artists of all time. Let the sweet chariot know you want it to swing down, stop, and let you ride. Let us adorn you in the finest Dre-related garb known to man. Available in women and men's sizes, although the women's shirts are a darker shade of brown and the artwork is a bit harder to see.

$20 includes shipping